This review is of a collection of sevrel in the series: Special Ops Shifters: The Complete Series Collection. The early books were not bad, and followed the pattern of most shifter books. The last one was a little different. It was about dragon shifters. We all know shifter books are fantacy, but this one went above and beyone fantacy. First there is a male dragon shifter. He believed he was the last one in the world, untill he went on a mission where he found a female dragon in a lake. She also thought she was one of a kind. She was acient. Dragons allegedly had very long life spans. He used his diplomatic skills to settle some of the problems he was sent there to fix. They fell in love, but they were both determined to stay in their own worlds, and parted when he was done with his mission. ( First problemI have with this is: dragons are said to be reptiles, so how could they change into the all too mamal humans.) Some time passed. He missed her alot. Newyears eve he heard a banging on his door just minutes before midnight. The person on the other side would not go away, When he found her standing there he was really excited. She told him of her search to find more dragons. He asked if she found any. She said she had found 1, and ran her hand across her belly. She was pregnant with his child, and that was all it took to get her to follow him. (Second problem with this: If dragons are reptiles why was the baby inside her belly that was a mamal thing. Why did she not lay an egg like other reptiles.) I have found a few others have done dragon shifter books, but I an not sure the concept works.

A wife got so mad at her husband that she packed his bags and screamed at him to get the f*#* out. As he's walking to the door she says, "I hope your life is missable and you die a long and painful death". He turns and says "so you want me to stay???"

The heroine of this story has a rare genetic condition, that makes her unable to fight off the effects of uv light. Her world has always been one of the night, lived in the shadows. She would jog at night. That was where she first saw Ajax Battleson. At the suggestion of a friend of his, he had taken to riding his bike at night on the same track Em ran her nightly jogs. This book has espionage, commandos, intrigue, mystery, unexpected love, danger, all ending with a happy ending. I highly recommend this book. It s centers on ex military specialists, that started out as Juvenal delinquents. In one of the later chapters, the book took 3 turns even I did not see coming, and I have listened to many of this style books. If you like stories about special ops, or rare health problems, or unexpected love, or finding the one for you in an unusual place, THIS BOOK IS FOR YOU. There are at this time8 more books in this set. I own 5. I will probably do reviews of them as i finish them.

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sobbing her eyes out.
I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said " I have a 22-year old husband
at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up
and makes me pancakes, sausage , fresh fruits and freshly ground coffee."

I said......."Well then, why are you crying?"
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She said, " He makes me homemade soup for lunch
and my favorite brownies and then
makes love to me for half the afternoon"

I said........ "Well , why are you crying?"
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She Said, "For Dinner , he makes me gourmet meal with wine
and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:am.

I said....... "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said.......... " I can't remember where I Live " :(

Mi sitio favorito es zooville.

Life is tough and sometimes we meet people who wake up every single morning to face a new day, a new struggle, they have to dig deep just to find strength to get up and face the day that Gods given them, and then you have people who try and destroy everything a person has worked so hard to try and rebuild and heal from and this wish is for you..
I hope you find the courage to overcome every obstacle life puts in your way becuz nothing is impossible and the only thing between success and failure is how hard your willing to fight to win your battles..
I hope you have the courage to do the work. I hope you have the courage to sit down with your demons, to befriend them; to look them in the face and to not feel fear. I hope you have the courage to stop picking or numbing or avoiding the wounds within, and I hope you choose to heal them instead. I hope you have the courage to understand yourself, fundamentally — to open up the deepest, darkest parts of your mind, to unhinge your rib cage revealing the gritty parts of your soul, the parts no one else claps for, and I hope you have the courage to clean them out. To forgive yourself for what you had to do to kill your sadness. To forgive yourself for the ways in which you didn’t fight for the person you were becoming. I hope you have the courage to nurture your pain, to not disregard it or to sweep it under the rug of distraction or convenience. I hope you have the courage to heal yourself, even when it hurts.

a guy walks into his local gym, and sees a bunch of young ladies working out. he goes over to the manager and asks "which machine should i use to impress these ladies?" the manager replies "try the ATM out in the lobby, that gets their attention every time!"

An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man needs to provide a sperm sample and gives him a jar saying, “Take this jar home with you and come back tomorrow with a sperm sample.”The next day the old man goes back to the doctors and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as when the doctor gave it to him.So the doctor asks what happened and why there is no sperm sample in the jar. The old man says, “Well, doc, it’s like this… first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand – nothing; then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Maisie, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.”The doctor is really shocked by all this and asks incredulously, “You asked your neighbor???”The old man replies, “Yep, not one of us could get the jar open.”

Helicopter Ride

Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, “Ethel, you know I’m 87 years old now. If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.” Once again Ethel replied, “Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple’s conversation and said, “Listen folks, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! But if you say just say just one word, it’s 50 dollars.” Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel..The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn’t so much as one word said.When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, “Wow! I’ve got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn’t. I’m really impressed!”Walter replied, “Well to be honest I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!”

I was chatting with a guy on another site last night with an id I had just made that night. He asked me what my name was? I told him i do not give out my real name on that site. The next thing he said to me, he called me by my real name at the end of the sentence. I was shocked. I asked him if he was psychic too. He said he did not think so. I said then why did you call me that name, how did you know it was my real name. He said it just came to him. Either he is telepathic and on my wave length, or he is the luckiest man in the world, and should buy a lottery ticket. So do you believe in telepathy?