a guy walks into a bar. place is almose empty, just the barkeep and one customer sitting down at the end of the bar. the guy sits down at the bar and doesn't say anything. barkeep walks over and asks "would you like a drink?" the guy smiles, and says "sure, could you make it a double?" "you bet" says the barkeep, pours a double shot, and sits it on the bar. the guy picks up the drink and downs it. "that'll be 7.50" says the barkeep. "oh no" answers the guy. "you asked me if i would like a drink, and i merely accepted your offer. i didn't ask for anything." "what the ..." the barkeep asks, "i never heard anything like that before!" barkeep turns to the other customer and asks "did you ever hear of anything like that?'' "well, " the customer replied, "i am a lawyer, and technically, he is correct. he didn't ask for anything, you asked him, and he accepted your offer." barkeep looks back at the first guy and says "get the hell out of my bar and don't ever come back!" guy walks out of the bar. five minutes later, he walks back in. same hat, same shirt, same guy. barkeep says "didn't i just tell you to scram and never come back in here?" "why no, i dont recall that at all" says the guy. "oh" says the barkeep, "i guess you want another free drink, too!" the guy smiles and says "sure, and since they are free, how about one for my lawyer buddy down there!"
VERY TRUE
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSE ANOTHER WILL OPEN AND CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!
REVIEW# 19 HUNGRY WOLF ( Shifter and Curvy Romance Alpha Wolfes Want Curver Book 4)
This is the 4th book in this series, and it was great entertainment from the very first page. It was full of laughs, a little suspense, romance, and an attitude that shows curvy girls can not only be sexy, but they can also be strong and competent.
the club the lead female in this book works at a club that has many curvy strippers. When she is fixed up by the bosses mother for Thanksgiving dinner, it is a night that would change her life. Her blind date is her fated mate, and he does not think he is worthy of her. Their love grew so strong , and they were so connected, he was willing to give his life to protect her, and she ends up saving his life. This book is definitionally a must for anyone who likes shifter romances.
REVIEW #18 KANE BOOK8 ALPHA HEROS SERIES
I jumped over the 2 books before this one because I got this one at a good deal. It was not bad, kind of par for the course in this series. It had a couple gross scenes in it, and left with a cliff hanger, so of course i went and got the others in the series (well the ones that are on audio, there are 2 more not on audio yet). It was an ok book, but some of the others in the series were better.
I’m done
I'm done trying to get you. I can't do it anymore. I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but promise... I'm donemaking a fool of myself.
PAULA’S CHRISTMAS DISPLAY
My neighbor Paula decorates out whole unit for the holidays. You will find the pictures of her display in my photos, labeled PAULA’S CHRISTMAS DISPLAY. There is a picture of Paula on a ladder while she was setting up the display. All the lollipops, ice cream cones, cupcakes, gummy bears, and poles were decorated by Paula. The cut outs in the yard were bought. She just put garland she made around the windows today. I do not have a pic of that yet.
Veterans Day
Thank you to all who serve, have served, or plan to serve. We all owe you more than we could ever hope to repay.
Just my thoughts
Here’s the truth: You can be a really good friend, and still not really be liked. You can hold someone dear and still not be valued. You can say all the right things, and still have someone twist your words, brush off your words, or worse—use your words against you. You can give it your absolute best, and still have it not work out. You can be straight-up sunshine in the flesh, and still walk into a shit storm . You can play your heart out, and still lose the game. You can place the highest bid, and still walk away empty-handed. You can be pure as humanly possible, and still be painted as the bad guy. After years of work, these are some things I’ve learned: You can’t control other people. Not even in the slightest, and it is a complete waste to ever assume you can. It will make you mad as hell , and exhausted, and chasing something you don’t have a chance to catch, so switch gears and control you. Control your mouth. Control how you treat people. Control your attitude. Guard your heart, and keep it genuine. Keep showing up, and let that be enough.. Other people aren’t you. They don’t think like you, or feel like you. Their experiences belong to them alone. They approach situations differently, and their outlook is nothing like yours. Don’t expect them to handle things exactly like you do. They aren’t you. They’re them. Do your best to love them for it. Some people are never going to like you, and there isn’t necessarily and a rhyme or reason. Your life will improve significantly as soon as you learn this and trust me its not the end of the world... Sometimes you’re actually the bad guy. Sometimes you’re the one acting foolish. Sometimes you’re the one with the toxic trait or two. Check your own heart. Clean out the junk, and grow from it. Apologize, and now that you’ve learned—take that wisdom, do better next time, stay humble, and give others an awful lot of grace along the way. There is a purpose to it all. There is beauty everywhere. That failed friendship will teach you how to do the next one better. That heartache will remind you to be gentle with other people. That loneliness will help you appreciate connection when you do find it—and you will find it, probably when your least looking but it's out there somewhere... Not every season lasts forever, but every season does produce something precious eventually, even if it’s just a fresh perspective. So sleep well, . Life is a long series of letting some things go and holding others close—a catch and release sort of cycle. Let go of needing approval. Let go of bitterness, and resentment, and any of that junk. Let go of insecurity. Let go of guilt. It will keep you shackled like nothing else. Hold close to your family and the people in your life who have stuck around. Hold close to your morals and your integrity. Hold close to your hopes and dreams because really nothing you set your mind to is impossible..Believe in tomorrow. Hold closest to those you love. At the end of the day, it’s all that really matters, and as long as you have that— then I say you have more than enough.
WHILE WE ARE HERE
The winds of change
Can rock your boat
And often get our goat
When you try to stay afloat
When you think you got it made
Lack of hope will make you jade
The careful plans you have laid
May start to fade
You wanted something that would show
You were here when it is time to go
Actions of many a foe
Will sometimes lay your plans low
It may be hard to find our way
As we trudge through each day
No matter how we want to stay
omeday we must all go away.