After retiring this gentleman went to the Social Security to apply. The woman said she needed to see a picture idea. The man checked every pocket and realized he left his drivers license at home and told the lady he had no other way of proving his age and he was sorry but he'd come back later. The woman said "unbutton your shirt". So I opened my shirt revealing my silver hair. She said "that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my application. When he got home he excitedly told his wife about it. She said "you should have dropped your pants you might have gotten disability too. And then the fight started...
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Wisdom from a Generation before me
Always keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them. Never buy a car you can't push. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once. We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all live in the same box. Have an awesome day y'all and remember......Relax..we're all crazy it's not a competition......
