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Marital Tech Support.

Dear Tech Support,

 Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown 
 in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which
 operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled  many 
 other valuable programs, such as
 -Romance 9.5 and
 -Personal Attention 6.5,

 and installed undesirable programs such as
 -NBA 5.0
 -NFL 3.0 and
 -Golf Clubs 4.1.

 Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
 Housekeeping 2.6 simply crashes the system.

 Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3
 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

 What can I do?

 Dear Desperate,

 First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0  is an 
 entertainment package while Husband 1.0 is
 an operating system. Please enter the command:
 "I thought you loved me.html", download
 Tears 6.2 and be sure to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

 If those applications work as they were designed,
 Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
 applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

 However, please remember that overuse of 
 the above applications may cause Husband 1.0
 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0
 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a risky
 application that may download the Snoring Loudly Beta Program.

 Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances,
 install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
 will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

 In addition, please do not attempt to 
 reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 while on
 Husband 1.0. This program is 
 unsupported and will crash the system. 

 In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
 but does have limited memory and doesn't
 learn new applications quickly. You may
 consider running additional software to
 improve both memory and performance of
 the system. We recommend Cooking 3.0
 and Hot _ Lingerie 7.7.

 Tech Support.




A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. 

She screamed at him: "You're a pig! A pig with no honor! How dare you do this to me! I'm your faithful wife!"

She was about to storm off when her husband stopped her with these words: "Wait a minute, let me at least explain what happened!"

joke cheating husband

"Fine!" sobbed the angry wife, "but they will be your LAST words to me!"

"Well, while I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and haggard. I felt sorry for her, so I brought her home.
She was hungry, so I made her a meal from the roast beef you thought was too fattening.

Her sandals were torn so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style.

She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I got you for your birthday that you don't wear because the colors don't suit you. 

Her jeans were ripped and worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that you liked before your sister bought the same pair.

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Then, as she was about to leave the house, she turned to me and said pleadingly:
"Please, please, is there anything ELSE your wife doesn't use anymore?"

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