Merc26

Joined: 2013-09-01
Bowling is my mistress. Sometimes it's just as frustrating as a woman
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Choose Your Partners Carefully.....

2019-02-09       
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.  The pharmacist asks, "What for?"
The woman replies, "I want to kill my husband"
The pharmacist says, "I'm sorry, I cannot do that"
The woman reaches into her handbag, and pulls out a photo and hands it to the pharmacist.  The photo is of the husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
He hands the photo back to the woman and says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription"