Johann Lux

joined: 2013-04-19
“The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.” Thomas Jefferson
Next level: 
Points needed: 165

Courtesy of Mitch Hedberg

I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

Courtesy of Ron Swanson

“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”

Photo Editing

You're not a model. You're a bitch with a smart phone with a bunch of editing apps.


Has anyone seen my jacket? It is white with sleeves that make you hug yourself and a cute belt.