DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
My husband and I are all packed and ready to get on
the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and
make-up. I'm really excited.
DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and
we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful
vacation this has started to be. My husband spent most
of the day gambling. I met the Captain today and he
seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some
shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck.
The Captain invited us to join him at his table for
dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He
is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. My
husband spent more time gambling.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino ... did OK .. won about $80.
My husband wanted to stay and gamble more. The Captain
invited me to have dinner with him in his state room.
We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and
champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I
declined. I told him there was no way I could be
unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little
sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend
the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and
bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming
gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the
night and again I declined. He told me that if I
didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the
ship. I was appalled. My husband spent most of the
night gambling.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX- My husband spent most of the
day gambling.
I saved 1600 lives today .... twice !!!!
NAPOLEON BONERPARTE
joined:
Don't Look Back! You're Not Going That Way!
